Making Love vs. Making F*ck

The title of this piece explains it all. There's too many mixed signals when it comes to sex, so here at I.S. we have broken it down so there can be no further argument.

"If you have a deep connection with him then of course its love making," says one woman.

"My dude, come on, I only said all that shit just so I can get the booty. She best know we just fucking, says one man.

The confusion must end!!!!!

…Or…

Keep the confusion going. We love it when the world is in mass hysteria about having sex. It keeps our blood flowing.

Share this list with all friends, co-workers, companions, side pieces, strags, and the local hoodboogers. Because all Adults, Keyword: ADULTS, need to know the real.

So we present to you:

"Making Love vs. Making Fuck"




If he's hitting it from the back and only holds the waist and not a titty or and ass: He's making love.

You wrap your arms from up under the his/her arm. You're making love.

You just finish having sex and go to watch TV: Making fuck.

If he actually looks you in the eyes with no shame, he's making love.

Fellas, if you're sweating only on the top of your head and its glistening looking like little crystals on a sandy beach. That's making love.

Ladies, if you got the cocoa butter shine on your back that just glows even after you wipe it away: You're making love.

If you're sweating like you just played basketball for 3hrs in the matter of 20min (or 20sec, whatever works for you) and you continually wiping your forehead so it won't get in your eyes: You're making fuck.

Pulling of the hair and/or grabbing of the neck could be making fuck to the male and making love to the female. How many females don't mind getting the weave pulled?

...That's what we thought.

If money is missing out of your purse when he leaves, you've just finished making fuck. Gas is expensive.

If your anus hurts when he's done, you've just made fuck. Rather, he just made fuck to you.

If you go to the bathroom after: you've just made fuck. If it were love making, you would of stayed ya ass in bed and cuddled.

Slow music, dim lights and candles = Signs You're About to Make Love.

Bed, condoms, and towel = Signs You're About to Make Fuck.

Booty Talk DVDs, Beer, Luke records and a sheet on the floor = Signs you About to Make Fuck.

You find you're screaming his name: You are making fuck.

If he quietly moans YOUR name, good chance you're making love. No man "quietly moans" while truly FUCKING. If he does, he's not fucking at all. He's bored.

R. Kelly: Making Love.


2 Pac: Making Fuck.
-look for hard ass Pac pic-

Boyz II Men: GTFOHWTSABS!!!!! 

Boyz II Men: You both are ghey.

Boys II Men: Making Love


Boyz II Men = You're soft and she's probably making fuck to your homeboy right now. While your playing "Four Seasons of Loneliness" in the living room.

Jodeci is the Placebo Effect. If you don't know what the Placebo Effect is, here's a quick example:

Guy: Hold on let me get a condom.
Girl: You don't have to worry, I'm on the pill. You good.

And that people is a quick example of the Placebo Effect.

Where were we? ---Ah yes, Jodeci. Their songs and videos, how raunchy they were, were made for some 90s love making. But there is no way that you slow grinding to while the sounds of "Freakin' You Remix" was bumpin'. Especially when Ghostface comes in with: "How you like it baby, I like it on the sink/You freak me butt-naked in a long mink."

So Jodeci can go either way. She might think it's making love, but he knows its just fucking. That's why they're the greatest (next to New Edition).

So there you have it people, a truncated list of Making Love vs. Making Fuck. Please remember when doing either to be safe and wrap up before you get clapped up. Avoid running red lights as well, because then its not making love nor fuck. It's just nasty.