Wanted!!!!




Incredulous Scribes co-founder and domestic internet terrorist Q. Busy has seemingly been laying low as of late in response to an uproar caused over a string of highly offensive and objectionable articles posted at www.incredulouscribes.com.

[Eyewitness quote] "Some of his earlier stuff was bad enough, but that 
“6 Ways...” really pissed a lot of housewives and girlfriends off. Last time I seen him, he was fleeing an angry female mob with his bare ass and both middle fingers sticking out of the front passenger window of a souped up white and red Scion."

Other sightings have placed a gentleman who fits the description of Mr. Busy in a section of downtown Charlotte, NC, kicking transsexual men in the nuts. 
A source close to Q. Busy tells us, "Nothing's unusual about that though. He does that shit all the time...[he] thinks it's funny."
Additional theories suggest that the disappearance of Q. Busy may be linked to a group of non-rapping morons which he likely angered in his article, 
"Outbreak" which lambasted a South Carolina rap group and likened them to a "virus".
"Them dusty ass Negroes was mad at him, B. I heard one of them say, ‘once they collected enough aluminum cans they would have enough gas money to ride up and find him.’"
More on the disappearance of Q. Busy as the story develops.

…But it just doesn’t end there…



Q Double of Incredulous Scribes has received a lot of threats and backlash from many of his articles as well.
His 
"Guide to Cuddling" has caused quite a stir in the female community, because many their men and/or fuck buddies are not doing their 'cuddling' duties anymore: 
"So my man started reading articles from this site, Credible Scholars, some shit like that. Well, this 10-stroke ass nigga tells me, 'you know that cuddling shit for sucka-ass muhfuckas. Be damned if you make me your cuddle buddy.' Ever since then he don't hold me or give me money for my hair and nails. So I say: FUCK Q DOUBLE!!! [When] I see him, best believe he going to get his due."

The 
"Public Apology" pissed women off as well. But Q Double is use to women being mad at him, it's as normal to him as Boyz II Men stay losing at getting a girl. 

But it was his "
Letter to B.E.T." that now makes his whereabouts unknown. Last we heard B.E.T. sent the Incredulous Scribes a letter stating that "B.E.T. does provide quality programming for the betterment of the black community." 
Pissed off by the "politically correctness" of that statement, 'Q Dub' went off in a tirade last saying "what the fuck!!! These coon-ass muhfuckas just don't get it!!! They need to change some things. Damn it man, we as a whole got to change some things. I'll be back, I’m going for a long walk."
And that's the last we seen them…

         …or is it…

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