B.B.M. (Bitter Bitch Manual)

"Strags had been in this game for years, bitter and un-manageable. There are rules to the bitchin, I created them a manual. This step-by-step blog shit will help them get...baby mama-d up; no man will ring you up. 

We here at I.S. have noticed that the rules to the game have changed. These young kids don't know what respect and order is these days (I blame the parents). The art of marriage is all fucked up because nobody can even say the last time they've been to weddings. Then there the mad women, the bitter bitch as I called the, they lost all structure and order to be successful at it. Through many hours of studying and watching women at parks, stores, salons, and day care centers we've  compiled simple guidelines that we female can make the "I hate all men" women elevate to that bitter bitch supremacy that we foresee her soon being. 

So sit back ladies and gentlemen, drink the wine that Sutter Home has provided you, and enjoy. As we present to you:

THE BITTER BITCH MANUAL 

You were scorned by the last man, that's good. Bring that same attitude and resentment to the next one: 

There is no way you can possibly be a bitter bitch without having that past relationship still lingering into your new one (that's if you can obtain a new one). Your old boo-thang didn't give you the attention you wanted? He gave you one-word answers when you were pouring your heart out to him? Asked him how you look in that two-piece and he said, "its aiight," as he went back to his Call of Duty? 

All that must have pissed you off to the highest level of pisstivity. So now the relationship is dead and you got a new one. All is good in there air, then a day comes and you ask him, "how's my hair?" He says, "It looks good," then returns to cooking up a dinner for two. 

...there's and long 3-second silence....


...then...

"Nah, oh hell nah!! That's all you gotta say!! It looks good. Muhfucka you know how long I was in the salon getting this shit done? And all you gotta say is 'it looks good' Fuck you, I'm not hungry no more." 

All that right there will lead you to B.B. greatness. 

I need and I want it so I gotta get a roughneck.

Your first boo-thang treated you with disrespect. So you dead him and find another guy who loves you but got you cooking crack in your kitchen. Realizing that's not the life you want you get yourself a guy who sells coke straight off the iphone and you take flights with the product stuffed in your fallopian tube. Figuring that life is too dangerous you leave that man, rather he doing football numbers at a SuperMax. 

Then a guy finds you worthy of being his girl, wines and dines you. Treats you how he feels his woman should be treated. I mean he lets you order dessert, there's no higher than that. As you supposed to be, you feel lonely and unfulfilled. Something’s missing and he's not providing it. He not treating you like a "real man" should. So you know what to do, right? Exactly!! Tell that man he needs to step up to the plate and provide more than what he doing. You not liking this situation and things got to change or you leaving his sorry ass.

"If you a heaux, be a heaux, too many bitches are shady." 

Good ole Any Town, USA. Where everybody knows everybody and you, my bitter bitch, are known to go around the block quite a few times. Now don't frown because this is the perfect time to be the best bitter bitch you could be. I'm meaning you smashed a good 65% of the fellas and even 36% of the females, so your stragness is above average. So you should show your anger and resentment when people whisper about your ways. It’s only right to let them know "you don't know shit about my life, mind ya fuck business." That's right, bitter bitch, hold your head high and be proud of what you have accomplished. You know you shall be single and have 5 kids by 6 fathers for all of your life. But that doesn't matter you said "fuck niggas, bitches too" and hold strong to that quote.


So there you have my bitter bitches of the world. I must say: it's a damn shame that when looking for insight to create this manual, mostly picture of black women were popping up. That says a lot about who we the world see's as the angry mad woman. 


*Update: Just did a search for angry white woman, and this is the only "lady" that popped up: