As you might know by now: I'm a women "basher." Not in the sense I bash women, in the sense that they need to be chin checked sometimes. What I do is more of a constructive criticism, because as much as women try to say men aint shit, you have a person such as myself who says "it's your fault." Women claim they're on their "grown and sexy" and they're "independent" and blah blah blah "I have a Gucci purse and Red Bottoms to match. I'm a bad bitch aint no bitch fucking with me."
"Aiight whatever you say bitch"
"I AINT NO MUHFUCKIN BITCH!!"
"You just said you a bad bitch. So I'm calling you what you call yourself, bitch....AND...what's the name of those red bottom shoes you have on your feet?
*long pause* "Fuck you!! I don't need to know the name…Christian Loubuttons, HA!"
What I'm getting at is that females forgot the simple things are the best things. They show that you're not just a materialistic strag and/or hoodbooger who watches videos and mirrors Nicki Minaj clothes.
So these are a few simple things females can do to get back on their deen and be in a possible loving and caring relationship, or at the least function in everyday life with a male counterpart. Sike!!!! Yall never satisfied even if yall had that! Just take this as some pointers then....
1: The kitchen is your piece of clay, make a masterpiece out of it: here's a simple rule of thumb I feel any estrogen-infused, two-breasted woman can do.
-if you can go out to dinner, order food and while waiting you have a casual conversation, then you should know how to cook. Boil water; add rice, and you made something. Get some canned vegetables (even though frozen ones are better) throw 'em in a pot. Make sure-----wait, I'm not Iron Chef, figure it out. Cooking really isn't that hard to do. As you cook more and more, you'll make more elaborate things and save money. A female who can't cook better balance that lost with something else like changing oil and brakes, giving the best head, and--
2) Watch some type of sport and know the shit you watching.
-don't matter the sport, just watch a fucking sport. There 8ooo sports out there and females act as if its only Football and Basketball. I met a biddie who watched boxing. So much so she knew more about it than me and took me to fights. Look at the dude who has the girl who watches a sport vs. a dude who girl doesn't. That dude with the former bet u he happier than an abstinent guy getting head.
3) Manners. Manners. Muhfuckin manners.
Somewhere between Mary J. Blige and Beyonce females got the game dis-infixiated with not knowing how to act when in the midst of certain company. Females these days feel they need be acknowledge because their "the shit" and a "boss bitch."
Get. The. Fuck. Outta. Here. With. That. Shit.
If ole boy introduced you to mother, father, auntie, grandma, grandpa, shit even brother or sister, any future meetings involve you going and saying hello to at least 2. That plate of food you yearning for has to stay on hold until you do such. There's no vagina that good for a female to not have manners and still be able to function in life. Sad thing is it's us fellas who allow some of it to continue, all cause the pussy got us trapped in the Matrix.
This is just a brief, but ongoing, testimonial that needs to be addressed because I know guys, myself included, have been around plenty women who look at the kitchen as if it's a place to dry their panties. Fellas need to also realize for every sport they watch with you, you better be ready for a wine-tasting event or two (only if they're your boo, if you go with a strag to these places, you deserve a rude, kitchen illiterate bitch).
Q. Busy: You know you gonna get hit with tampons and acrylic nails right. Just so you know that's gonna happen.
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