I Remember...

I remember when you could get an ass whoopin by anybody in your hood. Then that person would tell your parents and you would get another whoopin...NOW...Parents to pussy to even yell at their kids. 

I remember when making the grade in school was the MOST of my worries...NOW...I got to make my car payments or I got to worry about the Repo. 

I remember the back staircase in school where I would bring my girls...NOW...I can't even get no ass from my wife in the backseat.

I remember getting in trouble for passing notes…NOW…sexting is the move.

I remember 7-up....NOW--

Q Double: Wait!!! Where 7-up go!!??

Q Busy: Don't know. But I don't drink that Sierra Mist shit!!

I remember when MC Hammer was THE rapper/dancer in the game....NOW...Everybody is a rapper/dancer in the game.

I remember taping songs of the radio...NOW...the radio is just a waste of time for any song. 

I remember 2 Pac first album...NOW...these kids don't even know a 2pac lyric. 

I remember going to house parties with the red light room....NOW...I don't want anybody in my house. Messing up my carpet and shit. 

I remember listening to Common's "The Light" and writing the lyrics, then sending them to girls as if they were mine....NOW...A bottle of Rosé is all you need for them to drop the panties. 

I remember singing Boyz II Men songs to girls over the phone....NOW.....

Q Dub & Q Busy: FUCK BOYZ II MEN!!!

I remember "I like you, do you like me? Check yes, no, or maybe.".....NOW....A simple Facebook status explains it all. 

I remember Disney movies without the computer animation....NOW...Disney movies are 3-D and have every sexual reference known to pornography in 'em. 

I remember not being able to watch Boyz in the Hood cause I was too young....NOW...8 year old kids know more about "The Wire" than me. 

I remember having to be home before the street lights came on....NOW...kids shot the street lights out and fucked the whole game up. 

I remember where I would actually get happy to get a happy meal....NOW.... wouldn't eat that genetically enhanced food if it said it made my nuts bigger. 

I remember a time (a much better time) when the phrases "swag" and "grown & sexy" didn't exist. We had words like "fresh" and "jiggy."

I remember having TV on top of TV cause the bottom TV was literally too heavy to move.