Q Double Answer Viewer Mail Pt. 3

Q Double: Q, I heard we got more fan mail and you not telling me. Why's that?

Q Busy: Cause yo trippin ass is still on your revolutionary pilgrimmage, seeking enlightenment and shit. I did get one that you might like though.

Q Double: Female? If it is, she got nude pics? I need a pick-me-up right now.

Q Busy: Nah no nudes, just a regular ass letter. A fan letter actually. I was kinda disappointed really. She happens to have a fat ass too. But no pics though.

Q Double: How the hell you know what her body look like then?!

*awkward silence*

Q Busy: Shut yo ass and read the letter. And hurry yo ass up and get back.




Dear Incredulous Scribes,

First off, you guys are hilarious as always. Can't wait to read more!!! I wish the blog was updated a lil' more frequently though, there's a lack of quality material to read now a days. At least 3 times [a week] would be nice. More sex and nudity is always a plus in my book.

I would really love for you all to have more of a male [perspective] about women & modesty. Which leads to me writing this letter:

I grew up Muslim so I'm used to getting a lot of grief b/c I'm always fully covered. I always attract men when my ass is in tight jeans and my tatts are on display. Then, for some odd reason, when I would get in a relationship my guy would want me to cover up some.

I'm just confused because I'm never fully covered when I meet them, but when we make things official; they always want me to be modest when we go out. I've rarely dated any Muslim men so I find it odd that non-Muslim men seem to want the same thing at the end of the day.

No man wants to see "his" woman walking around showing her "goods" so why is there so much discrimination against women of Islam [being covered]?

Peace and Blessings,
The Seductive Muslim

P.S. Hope you like the picture I sent for you guys. ;)


Dear Seductive Muslim,

First off, A-salam Wa lakum my sister from the stars and earth. May Allah give you a thousand blessings of prosperity. Thank you for checking the site. Trust we will update more frequently, its just that we are currently running from the law right now so being stationary is hard to do.

Now that we got that out the way. Ever heard the saying "lady on the streets, freak in the streets," well that what applies to us men. We want you because you had on those tight jeans showing every possible curve of your thighs. We want you because you had on that halter top showing the roundness of your melons. Even your pretty smile and laugh gravitated us toward your beauty.

…But now your mine…

So cover that shit up.

Most guys don't want their girl out in the world showing the goods that's theirs. Put on a sweater, button that shirt up, and wear some sweatpants. Ain't no need to flaunt anymore, you got a man. That's the insecurity of the male species right there.

Here's one example that went down a few weeks back with a friend of mine *cough cough* Q:

Girl: Hey babe, I'm going out tonight with the girls. How my outfit look?

[She comes down wearing a blue mini-skirt, 4inch heels, black satin corset with all her breast out, smelling like chanel or vera (don't know which, my perfume game not like how it use to be.]

Q Busy: HELL NO YOU NOT WEARIN' THAT OUTFIT! DAFUC YOU THINK THIS IS?!

Q Dub: I think it looks wonde--

Q Busy: SHUTDAFUCKUP NOBODY ASKED YO ASS! DAFUCKOUTTAHEAHNIGGA!!

Q Dub: ...U Mad??

See there you go: Guys are insecure and claim what's theirs once we get it. Me on the other hand, I would let my girl go to the club, run game on them dudes and get her drinks for free. Because and the end of the night she coming home to me, ready to be fucked.

Hope this helps and as it pertains to just how phat that booty is, we'll be the judge of that. Send your nudes over. Preferably with you dressed in a referee's uniform with your fist in your ass.

I'm just sayin'.


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