Randumb Words: I Can Find A Metaphor In Anything

"It's like your first time jumping in a pool. It’s uncomfortable, it’s freezing. After a few times in it, your body is used to it. So it’s easier to go in and enjoy it. Thing is the next day, it’s the same thing all over again." - Some Shit My Friend 



Black Man's Kryptonite Really is Water.
You ever notice when you're at a pool party how nobody ever jumps in the pool? Everybody comes to it with their trunks on, their bikinis on, but nobody gets in the pool. All surround the edge of it, talking, drinking, playing cards, looking at the asses, watching the few people that's in the pool or waiting for the first person to jump in as the OK to follow suit. If you want to jump in by all means do it because you want to not because you see one person jump in there. 


A pool party is no different than the life you live out here. Everybody got goals and dreams they want to fulfill; they just don't want to be that first one to do it. So they bring all the essentials to get in the water but will stand at the edge at wait until there's enough people in to say "aiight the pool must not be that bad, I'll jump in now." By that time biddies and fellas already pissed in it and the water warm as fuck because they were in it first. Playing volleyball and wrestling in that shit because they had all the room in the world. Once it got a lil too crowded the smart ones jump out and now go to on the sidelines and talk to the stragglers not ready to go in. Those are the easy to get ones. I'm just saying pay attention to the ones that's at pool parties who don't wanna get in because their hair just got done up or they don't have their water slippers or "I'm wearing my Jordan’s or Foams and I didn't come to get in the pool."





Those are the ones who most likely never took that chance at nothing. The ones who worry how other people will look at them. The ones that are quick to jump in the pool enjoy life and take advantage of what's coming to them. Not wait on the outskirts until 20-30 people jump in that and say "oh aiight the water must not be that bad." It’s already too warm and crowded all you can do is sit on the edge and wait watch all the biddies getting claimed up and taken for the kill as your feet get wrinkled and you twirling the beach balloon to yourself, looking lonely and in need of friends.

…Moral of the Story…

That's up to you to decide. Take it as a grain of salt or a gem make me no never mind. You can be the one who gets the party started or the one waiting for the club to get crowded and start dancing. 

Oh!

If you jump in the pool, right, and you happen to have cannonball'd in the deep end, right, and you don't know how to swim? LEARN! Now take that as a life lesson.  

2 comments:

Rock said...

What's to be said of the man who gets drunk then jumps in the pool or hits the dance floor?

Q Double said...

He'll be that dude who ask the girl can she teach him some moves when making fuck. He that dude who will forever be at entry leve because he can't find the push to be manager. He'll forever be at fries. He also don't mind getting smack by a biddie after he throw up on her.