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Basket(BLUE)balls


Written By: Snug McNugg Ph. DDD
Ladies you know how it is... You hear a song on the radio or catch a glimpse of your legs in the mirror and in your head you've quietly resolved, "I'm gonna get some dick tonight."

...Oh, you don't?

Well for the sake of argument, let's just say you do.

So all day you're planning-- no plotting-- on how it’s all gonna go down: you stop by the grocery store, get ingredients for his favorite meal, put a couple of Heinekens in the icebox, shower up and put on the bra that makes your cleavage damn near touch your chin.