Mr. Slim Thugga, You Done Fucked Up

Here at I.S., we have our audience read what some other people have written on their own site. Here goes one from a fellow colleague of ours, Shotta Dru, who is known for having a broad and vivid view on today’s world that we live in. We choose those words very lightly when saying that too. You can find more on Shotta Dru at his site: www.ifundthemental.blogspot.com.

So without any further, because I really don’t need to set this one up so you can read it, here is Dru’s reaction to Slim Fucka Thugga opinion. Because that’s what he wrote, his opinion.

I normally wouldn't write a response or even read any form of statement from 95% of the signed rappers today but the level of ignorance displayed this week by you Slim Thug must be addressed. For those unsure of what I am talking about the controversial article can be found here.  My interest peaked at first from the two opening sentences, but after that it was mostly a downhill turn for the article.  The first complaint made about black women is their love of money.

Basket(BLUE)balls

Written By: Snug McNugg Ph. DDD

Ladies you know how it is... You hear a song on the radio or catch a glimpse of your legs in the mirror and in your head you've quietly resolved, "I'm gonna get some dick tonight."

...Oh, you don't?

Well for the sake of argument, let's just say you do.

So all day you're planning-- no plotting-- on how it’s all gonna go down: you stop by the grocery store, get ingredients for his favorite meal, put a couple of Heinekens in the icebox, shower up and put on the bra that makes your cleavage damn near touch your chin.

Outbreak

DISCLAIMER: This news article is not an attack on the South. Just dumb sons of bitches in general. The author is actually from S.C. Still…kill yourself if you can’t take a joke.

OUTBREAK

By: Q. Busy

Contributions By: Matrix

"Fuck the dopeboy shit, to me it's played out/You still livin' wit ya moms runnin' ya mouth." -Rapper 'Matrix' on "Section 8 Anthem"

A virus has infiltrated and begun making its way through a small town in the upstate portion of the state of South Carolina. Officials are warning residents of Fountain Inn to be wary of the IaNR virus.

Uncharacteristic of many viruses, this particular strand of agent can be clearly seen without the aid of a light microscope and may easily replicate without being inside the living cells of another organism.

Early reports of those who have sighted the virus say that the virus normally travels in numbers of ten or more and are highly attracted to: tacky over-modified old automobiles, public displays of ignorance, and large wads of rubberbanded one-dollar bills.

Battle Cry

By: QBusy

“There is no spoon.” –Neo

Incredulous. Scribes.

Incredulous…….incredulous…I

Incredulous?

Okay so ‘Scribes’ is easy enough, akin to ‘script', which involves writing. SUBscribe, DEscribe, INscribe. Moreover, seeing as this is a blog that one isn’t too hard to figure out.

scribe n. - A writer or journalist.

If you are an able-minded adult with an internet connection who didn’t know that one then you have a rocky road ahead of you here at I.S.—go on and kill yoself now, but not before deleting your browsing history. We don’t want a loved one to find this post open near your body and be named as an accessory to your suicide.

But what is this ‘Incredulous’ of which we speak? Glad you asked.

in·cred·u·lous adj. - unwilling to admit or accept what is offered as true; skeptical

So what then? Skeptical Writers?

Well…yeah.

Skeptical. Cynical. Paranoid. Smug. Self-righteous. Offensive. Outrageous. And maybe even a little dangerous…okay A LOT dangerous.

Actually we came VERY close to naming our beloved blog ‘Dangerous Scribes’ but then we figured some of you all would get it confused with—or even worse, figure it was inspired by—the movie ‘Dangerous Minds’. And that would be disastrous, because we all know that that movie sucked so much ass.

And yes Coolio, you fucking suck as well. But don't worry, you always did. Just take a little comfort in the thought of someone out there knowing that you still exist.

Anyway, where were we?

Yes...skeptical/incredulous. "Unwilling to admit or accept what is offered as true." NOT that which has been proven to be true, but what is OFFERED as true. In short, we march to the beat of our own drum kit over here. Free thought, open expression, unpopular opinions and thinking outside of the box is the basis upon which this blog was founded.

Jam-packed full of comedy, commentary, controversy and critiques, and boasting a mob of pissed-off writers from the Rotten Apple, Michigan and all the way to the Dirty South, “Incredulous Scribes” has arrived, and we got a lot of shit of our mind…U Mad??

Drop by and kick it with us often won't you.