Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts

Hey Pops!!!! We Got Some Things to Tell You

I got an email the other day from a fan of the site. My first thought: "DAMN we got a fan, hope it ain't the po-lease." Upon skimming through the 'shit', 'muhfucka', 'that bitch ain't shit', 'fuck-a-cuddle', and 'yo wassup with Snugg she single', this person asked what are my thoughts about "Fahvazs Day."

Now I can say that this day is overlooked because the big companies are run by momma's boys who don't even know how to be fathers themselves.

-OR-

There's plenty of real fathers out there. They just get the "F-ck You" treatment because the courts are used to helping the female instead of the male (FUCK CHILD SUPPORT!!!!).

But why just have that, when I can have the thoughts from fellow readers. Share their feelings and experiences, and have it all coming together to create the realest, and truest, Fahvaz Day from peoples who live it and go through it every day.

Cause here at I.S., we don't just write the plain ass facts, if we did than we'll be just some
Respectable Negroes.

Prepare to laugh, cry, doze off, nod in agreement, yell, smack your daddy because he did that to you, hug your daddy because he did that to you, reminisce, or just smile for the next couple of minutes.





And remember to wish the REAL FATHERS a Happy Fahvaz Day.


GTFOH!

Let me preface this by saying I do not have any kids, despite always being surrounded by them. I have eight siblings who have produced my ten Gerber-baby-quality nieces and nephews (its obvious where I get my sex drive and my looks honestly). Maybe they like me because my ample breasts remind them of mother's milk. But for whatever reason, I'm always toting somebody else's cute kids around.


Men get hit on when they are walking around with cute kids: “Are these your kids?? All seven of them are cute-- even the lil Chinese one... you got some strong genes, sexy.” *facepalm*


Women-- we get ignored by any potential man who is not looking for drama (although some men will try to hit on a women in her third trimester “At least I know she putting out”. If you are approached by this man, you should do the running).