Showing posts with label small talk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label small talk. Show all posts

GTFOH!

Let me preface this by saying I do not have any kids, despite always being surrounded by them. I have eight siblings who have produced my ten Gerber-baby-quality nieces and nephews (its obvious where I get my sex drive and my looks honestly). Maybe they like me because my ample breasts remind them of mother's milk. But for whatever reason, I'm always toting somebody else's cute kids around.


Men get hit on when they are walking around with cute kids: “Are these your kids?? All seven of them are cute-- even the lil Chinese one... you got some strong genes, sexy.” *facepalm*


Women-- we get ignored by any potential man who is not looking for drama (although some men will try to hit on a women in her third trimester “At least I know she putting out”. If you are approached by this man, you should do the running).