*ahem*.....
*light the Egyptian Musk scents*
*Puts the Jodeci in the tape deck (yeah tape deck)*
*drinks a little of the Gran Marnier out of a Sippy cup*
And I call this *sprays some Fahrenheit on the neck*....."Pussy Have You: The Ups & Downs of the World's Most Precious Jewel"
Tuck the kiddies to bed right now, this is grown folk talk.
*clears throat*
Pussy is worse than money.
Pussy can fuck your whole life up.
Pussy can fuck your whole life up.
Pussy is the root of all evil.
"The fall of Troy and Monica Lewinsky are examples because they all failed due to pussy."
People put an extra $20 of gas in the car so that pussy can go home and come back.
People put an extra $20 of gas in the car so that pussy can go home and come back.
Pussy have you changing your schedule just so you can keep seeing more pussy. College days, no school on Friday for pussy.
Guys take Econ and Business Management just so they can negotiate for the pussy.
80% of the government is getting blackmailed right now by the pussy.
Every .5 seconds, someone is getting burned from the pussy.
"Oohh baby, let me just stick the tip in" pussy.
Pussy make you wanna take salsa lessons.
Good pussy, real good pussy, can make a gay man go straight.
Pussy have you fixing your credit.
Pussy have you living life better.
Pussy have you cutting off close friends.
Pussy have you listening to Bobby Womack and understanding the words.....
Pussy can be "an accomplice to demise. But also an accomplishment of greatness."
"Pussy is the world's best motivater but if u do pussy wrong, your doomed."
Pussy have you looking for new pussy just to see if that prior pussy is the best pussy.
Pussy have you looking for new pussy just to see if that prior pussy is the best pussy.
Pussy have you buying Mortons knowing you only good for Jamaican Flavors.
Pussy have you calling her over just to watch a movies and talk.
Pussy have you making R-n-B mix Cds just so you can reminisce about pussy.
Pussy have you thinking to yourself: "Damn!! That pussy is worth me holding that down? Cause I don't want no one else having that pussy. So I will have to make sure that pussy is well taking care of. Cause I need that pussy with me 5 years from now."........
....That we can cuddle to sleep pussy....
......Then I wake up and realize she was only that one-night-stand pussy. So how da fuck I'm 'posed to keep that pussy.
*fin*
-Stress is the Fertilizer of Creativity-
1 comment:
"Pussy have you looking for new pussy just to see if that prior pussy is the best pussy"
Now that is a great quote.. now i think that pussy should just come with ratings.. when you start walkin up to a man you have to have a 1-5 by ya crotch... if you not a 5 please just give it a 4.8
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