The Mis-Education of Oprah Winfrey

The Mayan calendar got the world going down to bits on 12/21/2012, that's when all of the world will be destroyed and the only people left are the remnants of silicones from titties and lips will be left. If you believe that then you watching too much porn and read too many books. Those characters who said the world ending on May 21^st 2011 just might be right  but a lot of us got vacations to go on,so that won't happen. On May 25^th, 2011, at 5pm, that's when all housewives and non-achievers will have to find another form of television to fill their hearts and minds with joy and pain. Because at that time, Oprah "Harpo" Winfrey will no longer be hypnotizing women with her quips on how women don't need no man to do shit for them. 

Yes people, at that precise time women all over the world will not know what to do with their lives anymore. There will no longer be a blueprint of what favorite things you should have each season. No more stories of how child pedophiles who get married and had kids only to be touching little Amber's friends whenever they come over. No more of Harpo being a groupie and dickriding every person that comes on her show, even though she hated their fucking guts. Shit I'm still waiting for her to really confront her views on rap with a real panel of 50 Cent, Snoop, Eminem, Bun B, Talib Kweli, and Monie Love; she wouldn't dare have those hoodlums and Neanderthals up there. 

…Oh Harpo. Harpo, Harpo, Harpo…


The accomplishments of Harpo broke the rules of the White Man's Nigger Matrix and made the principles of Willie Lynch re-write themselves. She came from the gutter of the swamps of Mississippi, moved to Chicago, and from that move she's been involved in TV and since then becoming a self-made conglomerate in her own right.  Let's be real, she ran 4pm like Barksdale-Bell was running those corners (Wire reference, if you don't know, get familiar). She first was trying to be in the lane of Donahue and Sally Jesse then create her own highway of peace and prosperity worldwide. My grandma, moms, aunt, would devote the 4-5pm slot just for Harpo. Shit, every wife, hoe, and side chick would have that hour for her. Now she's about to leave her block? She really going to give up on the game like that?

Right now many of the fellas are screaming "About fucking time she off TV! Now my lady can go and make 4 o' clock the time to cook something."

Nah my male friend, not in the least bit. What is going to happen now is, and I'll make it brief, the simple "why don't we spend more time together" convo. See Harpo was the grown woman's baby sitter, where women would shut the fuck up and be silent for one straight hour, which is 4hrs in relationship time. This means you had the freedom to watch porno, stop at the bar from work, and give yourself that bubble bath with all the trimmings. See ALL that's gone now because she going to take that from you to spend quality time. This leads to the highway of death aka love and marriage. This leads to "baby, I didn't know you had a whole TB of porn on your hard drive." Which leads to "who are these friends you go out drinking with? I don't know them." Yeah my dude, laugh now about Harpo leaving, but you going to cry later.

So I bid farewell to Oprah Winfrey aka Harpo aka the ruler of all females no matter their race or religion. It's bittersweet because you did help me smash plenty-o-chicks with "yeah I seen that Oprah show." Damn....I could never use that line no more. I actually got to spend time and listen to what these strags say now.

Q Busy: LIKE HELL WE DO!!! We still got football and basketball to ignore them with

Q Double: Nah my dude. That might get locked out this year. We really got no choice but to spend time with the womenfolk.


Yes Miss Oprah Gail Winfrey, you will be truly missed to us all. What's left for women to guide them to the promise land is Wendy Williams, Basketball Strags, and Real Housewhores of WhodafuckCares County.

Making Love vs. Making F*ck

The title of this piece explains it all. There's too many mixed signals when it comes to sex, so here at I.S. we have broken it down so there can be no further argument.

"If you have a deep connection with him then of course its love making," says one woman.

"My dude, come on, I only said all that shit just so I can get the booty. She best know we just fucking, says one man.

The confusion must end!!!!!

…Or…

Keep the confusion going. We love it when the world is in mass hysteria about having sex. It keeps our blood flowing.

Share this list with all friends, co-workers, companions, side pieces, strags, and the local hoodboogers. Because all Adults, Keyword: ADULTS, need to know the real.

So we present to you:

"Making Love vs. Making Fuck"

Q Double Answer Viewer Mail Pt. 3

Q Double: Q, I heard we got more fan mail and you not telling me. Why's that?

Q Busy: Cause yo trippin ass is still on your revolutionary pilgrimmage, seeking enlightenment and shit. I did get one that you might like though.

Q Double: Female? If it is, she got nude pics? I need a pick-me-up right now.

Q Busy: Nah no nudes, just a regular ass letter. A fan letter actually. I was kinda disappointed really. She happens to have a fat ass too. But no pics though.

Q Double: How the hell you know what her body look like then?!

*awkward silence*

Q Busy: Shut yo ass and read the letter. And hurry yo ass up and get back.

Mr. Slim Thugga, You Done Fucked Up

Here at I.S., we have our audience read what some other people have written on their own site. Here goes one from a fellow colleague of ours, Shotta Dru, who is known for having a broad and vivid view on today’s world that we live in. We choose those words very lightly when saying that too. You can find more on Shotta Dru at his site: www.ifundthemental.blogspot.com.

So without any further, because I really don’t need to set this one up so you can read it, here is Dru’s reaction to Slim Fucka Thugga opinion. Because that’s what he wrote, his opinion.

I normally wouldn't write a response or even read any form of statement from 95% of the signed rappers today but the level of ignorance displayed this week by you Slim Thug must be addressed. For those unsure of what I am talking about the controversial article can be found here.  My interest peaked at first from the two opening sentences, but after that it was mostly a downhill turn for the article.  The first complaint made about black women is their love of money.

Q. Busy Answers Viewer Mail Pt. 2

"Once again back it's the incredible."
-Chuck D. "Bring The Noise"

In our second part of "Q. Busy Answers Viewer Mail" we navigate the murky waters of the BP oil spill, provide some insight on workplace relationships and we may or may not find out a bit more of the personal sides of our until-now pretty secretive Incredulous Scribes.

SECOND LETTER

The Public Apology

This is my (meaning our) apology for all the wrongs that we have done to make women so miserable. Since the beginning of time, especially in our time, men have been brushing off women and not giving them the respect they deserve when in a relationship. So, on behalf of the guys out there that messed up royally in the past and now, I would like to apologize in the only way I know how.

So here goes:

*clears throat*

*plays Ole "Baby I’m Sorry" ass music (aka anything Boys II Men)*

Ladies, I __________, do hereby apologize for any wrong doings that I have done to upset you as the fairer sex. I can't understand how, we as men, can make you clamor all hours of the night wondering where we are. I will try harder to remember the days that should be important for the both of us. I also will like to say, I apologize in not loving you the way you should be loved. I need to be treating you just like the beautiful woman that you are. You have learned to understand me in ways no other woman has and have been there for me in more ways than one. Cared for me when sick. Even make sure that the home that we made is intact. For me to ignore what you do in keeping this relationship going is wrong and I do apologize.

As you would like for me to apologize, I also would like to imply these criticisms to yourself as well. For one to admit their mistakes and not the other is never fruitful in any kind of relationship. Please understand that we are in our relationship, none of your past relationships should interfere with what we have. All other relationships in the past should just stay in the past. This is ours and for you to compare me to what the last man was doing is childish and wrong.

Also, know that our relationship is OUR relationship. I could care less what your friends and family have to say about what we have here, as you should do with mines. More than likely they lonely and miserable, so they need to mind their own. I agree, I have not been respecting and giving you attention, I will work on that.

I just would like the lines of communication to be better instead of you speaking in tongue expecting me to understand. I will never get it, nor will we try and interpret it. So try and communicate with me more that way there is an understanding between us. Furthermore, instead of looking at me as the one giving this relationship a turn for a disaster, what WE both must understand is COMMUNICATION and TRUST. Those two are the pillars of keeping us US, and when we lose that, the muhfucka is going to crumble. Let's keep that in mind for here on out.

So, yes I do apologize if I have been neglecting and disrespecting you for so long. I can accept those re-actions, but if you sat and thought about it, you will know it’s your actions that may have caused me to do such.

Always and Forever yours or until we go through this shit again,

_________________

Male

_________________

Female

Randumb Words & Thoughts from Q Double's 'Berry

*ahem*.....

 *light the Egyptian Musk scents*

*Puts the Jodeci in the tape deck (yeah tape deck)*

*drinks a little of the Gran Marnier out of a Sippy cup*

And I call this *sprays some Fahrenheit on the neck*....."Pussy Have You: The Ups & Downs of the World's Most Precious Jewel"

Tuck the kiddies to bed right now, this is grown folk talk.

The Do's, Don'ts, How-To's, & All the Debate That Goes With Cuddling

-Cuddling: Inflected Form(s): cud·dled; cud·dling \ˈkəd-liŋ, ˈkə-d^əl-iŋ\

transitive verb: to hold close for warmth or comfort, or in affection

intransitive verb: to lie close or snug: nestle, snuggle

-          Courtesy of Merriam-Webster

That's what the word means. So from here on out we will use this definition and not the Urban Dictionary definition or what your interpretation of the word means. Use this as a guideline ladies and gents as what should be considered cuddling and what shouldn't. Take heed to these rules, for they come from peoples own experiences, stories, and all they been through. More than likely one of yours could be up here.