Q Double's Randumb Thoughts: Road Trip Music

  

Driving long trips are the best way to listen to albums or mixtapes that you have no time to hear. I can't do nothing else but vibe out to music and give your undivided attention. I was driving 12 hours so I had all the time to play any and everything, even played Black Dynamite cause that's the best fucking comedy that came out in the last 5 years. So this just some of the things I played, my thoughts, and the dopeness and/or wackness that came with it.

By the way: This is far from a music site. I just have these thoughts that I have to share and this just happens to be what I listen to.

Q Dub: Youth Ambassador?

"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them." James Baldwin - Nobody Knows My Name. 

My age bracket, mainly people that were born in the 80s, where stuck in generational purgatory. We are right in the middle of the ones that had to break down walls for the betterment of us, and the youth of today who got it easy with the internet, cell phones, and the best thing ever, internet porn. The kids these days don't know about stealing the Black Tail out the store and hiding it in the mattress. They don't know about using a payphone and a calling card to call home. These lil' muhfuckas just don't know!!!!!!

*gathers myself*

Like I was saying, my generation is caught in the tug-o-war battle between them. There are people my age that complain about how kids are disrespectful and don't listen to authority. Then I ask:

Making Love vs. Making F*ck

The title of this piece explains it all. There's too many mixed signals when it comes to sex, so here at I.S. we have broken it down so there can be no further argument.

"If you have a deep connection with him then of course its love making," says one woman.

"My dude, come on, I only said all that shit just so I can get the booty. She best know we just fucking, says one man.

The confusion must end!!!!!

…Or…

Keep the confusion going. We love it when the world is in mass hysteria about having sex. It keeps our blood flowing.

Share this list with all friends, co-workers, companions, side pieces, strags, and the local hoodboogers. Because all Adults, Keyword: ADULTS, need to know the real.

So we present to you:

"Making Love vs. Making Fuck"

Q Double Answer Viewer Mail Pt. 3

Q Double: Q, I heard we got more fan mail and you not telling me. Why's that?

Q Busy: Cause yo trippin ass is still on your revolutionary pilgrimmage, seeking enlightenment and shit. I did get one that you might like though.

Q Double: Female? If it is, she got nude pics? I need a pick-me-up right now.

Q Busy: Nah no nudes, just a regular ass letter. A fan letter actually. I was kinda disappointed really. She happens to have a fat ass too. But no pics though.

Q Double: How the hell you know what her body look like then?!

*awkward silence*

Q Busy: Shut yo ass and read the letter. And hurry yo ass up and get back.

Wanted!!!!

Incredulous Scribes co-founder and domestic internet terrorist Q. Busy has seemingly been laying low as of late in response to an uproar caused over a string of highly offensive and objectionable articles posted at www.incredulouscribes.com.

[Eyewitness quote] "Some of his earlier stuff was bad enough, but that “6 Ways...” really pissed a lot of housewives and girlfriends off. Last time I seen him, he was fleeing an angry female mob with his bare ass and both middle fingers sticking out of the front passenger window of a souped up white and red Scion."

Other sightings have placed a gentleman who fits the description of Mr. Busy in a section of downtown Charlotte, NC, kicking transsexual men in the nuts. 
A source close to Q. Busy tells us, "Nothing's unusual about that though. He does that shit all the time...[he] thinks it's funny."
Additional theories suggest that the disappearance of Q. Busy may be linked to a group of non-rapping morons which he likely angered in his article, "Outbreak" which lambasted a South Carolina rap group and likened them to a "virus".
"Them dusty ass Negroes was mad at him, B. I heard one of them say, ‘once they collected enough aluminum cans they would have enough gas money to ride up and find him.’"
More on the disappearance of Q. Busy as the story develops.

…But it just doesn’t end there…

Q Double of Incredulous Scribes has received a lot of threats and backlash from many of his articles as well.
His "Guide to Cuddling" has caused quite a stir in the female community, because many their men and/or fuck buddies are not doing their 'cuddling' duties anymore: 
"So my man started reading articles from this site, Credible Scholars, some shit like that. Well, this 10-stroke ass nigga tells me, 'you know that cuddling shit for sucka-ass muhfuckas. Be damned if you make me your cuddle buddy.' Ever since then he don't hold me or give me money for my hair and nails. So I say: FUCK Q DOUBLE!!! [When] I see him, best believe he going to get his due."

The "Public Apology" pissed women off as well. But Q Double is use to women being mad at him, it's as normal to him as Boyz II Men stay losing at getting a girl. 

But it was his "Letter to B.E.T." that now makes his whereabouts unknown. Last we heard B.E.T. sent the Incredulous Scribes a letter stating that "B.E.T. does provide quality programming for the betterment of the black community." 
Pissed off by the "politically correctness" of that statement, 'Q Dub' went off in a tirade last saying "what the fuck!!! These coon-ass muhfuckas just don't get it!!! They need to change some things. Damn it man, we as a whole got to change some things. I'll be back, I’m going for a long walk."
And that's the last we seen them…

         …or is it…

Dear B.E.T. Vol. 1

You more than likely don't know who I am. Better yet, I'm just a number to you. Mainly just ratings for you to keep your advertising up, rake in millions of dollars, and show more of your outstanding broadcasting that you have been serving for years.


I'm going to blunt here, I will try not to hold back too much as you and whoever is reading this will rip it up and not give it any notice. We're in the digital era, in that case I don't want you to throw your computer into the abyss and causing a meltdown inside your network.




But let me be clear and direct…

Your channel has been a piece of shit for that last few years. It hasn't got any better and if it continues to decline, consider me the first of many to petition for you to take that 'B' off of your name and from then on be called "The Nigger Network." Yes "The Nigger Network." Deal with it.

Punkass Jeans

By: Q. Busy, Q Double and Incredulous Scribes affiliate M. Drumline of M. Drumline Productions.

What's wit all the clothes nowadays and all that bullshit on the back of the pants? That shit don't match wit everything and they expect u to pay $70.00+ for that shit only to be able to wear it with a fucked up looking shirt of the same brand once every two or three weeks.

Niggas is getting older and broker nowadays and yet they still go out and spend their entire check on two damn outfits.

TWO.

FFW. FORFUKINWAT?! To lie to everybody else like you're living the life and to "fit in"? Grow up and be an adult, a parent, a mentor. Something that's worth it that shows the world u made a difference to someone. That you're someone worth being: for your kids, for someone less fortunate, for someone without anyone to look up to. Instead of making YOURSELF look less fortunate by trying to show off the latest outfit to better ur popularity.

Stop buying that bullshit.

And take them damn punkass, pussass, sweet ass, uglass jeans off.

-M. Drumline

Blue denim jeans: Quite possibly the most versatile piece of clothing ever created, fit for a man or a woman depending on the cut. You can style them with some wheat-colored Timbs or some nice high heels. Nice with a white tee or a fly ass blazer.

What the FUCK can you wear with your once-respectable jeans with a fuckin TIGER coming out of a DRAGON'S mouth on both of the back pockets?!!!!

The world is a gay place. Getting gayer by the day.
(Not that there's anything wrong with being gay...if YOU'RE GAY!)

Which you probably are.

But still, take them damn punkass, pussass, sweet ass, uglass jeans off.

-Q. Busy

I can wear the same pair of blue jeans for a whole damn week. And they just get better with time. That dragon, cock, baseball bat on the back pocket gets a GTFOHWTSABS!!!!!

And FUCK SKINNY JEANS!!! Grown ass men rockin my side piece's jeans and shit. Ole "lemme get a size 36 but I wear 42" ass nicca. Ole "ayo baby how bout I wear yo jeans tonite" ass nicca.

Now take them damn punkass, pussass, sweet ass, uglass jeans off.

-Q Double

The Public Apology

This is my (meaning our) apology for all the wrongs that we have done to make women so miserable. Since the beginning of time, especially in our time, men have been brushing off women and not giving them the respect they deserve when in a relationship. So, on behalf of the guys out there that messed up royally in the past and now, I would like to apologize in the only way I know how.

So here goes:

*clears throat*

*plays Ole "Baby I’m Sorry" ass music (aka anything Boys II Men)*

Ladies, I __________, do hereby apologize for any wrong doings that I have done to upset you as the fairer sex. I can't understand how, we as men, can make you clamor all hours of the night wondering where we are. I will try harder to remember the days that should be important for the both of us. I also will like to say, I apologize in not loving you the way you should be loved. I need to be treating you just like the beautiful woman that you are. You have learned to understand me in ways no other woman has and have been there for me in more ways than one. Cared for me when sick. Even make sure that the home that we made is intact. For me to ignore what you do in keeping this relationship going is wrong and I do apologize.

As you would like for me to apologize, I also would like to imply these criticisms to yourself as well. For one to admit their mistakes and not the other is never fruitful in any kind of relationship. Please understand that we are in our relationship, none of your past relationships should interfere with what we have. All other relationships in the past should just stay in the past. This is ours and for you to compare me to what the last man was doing is childish and wrong.

Also, know that our relationship is OUR relationship. I could care less what your friends and family have to say about what we have here, as you should do with mines. More than likely they lonely and miserable, so they need to mind their own. I agree, I have not been respecting and giving you attention, I will work on that.

I just would like the lines of communication to be better instead of you speaking in tongue expecting me to understand. I will never get it, nor will we try and interpret it. So try and communicate with me more that way there is an understanding between us. Furthermore, instead of looking at me as the one giving this relationship a turn for a disaster, what WE both must understand is COMMUNICATION and TRUST. Those two are the pillars of keeping us US, and when we lose that, the muhfucka is going to crumble. Let's keep that in mind for here on out.

So, yes I do apologize if I have been neglecting and disrespecting you for so long. I can accept those re-actions, but if you sat and thought about it, you will know it’s your actions that may have caused me to do such.

Always and Forever yours or until we go through this shit again,

_________________

Male

_________________

Female

Here I Stand, A Grown Ass Child

So you're in your late 30s to early 40s. Through your own accounts and lifestyle, you consider yourself a grown ass man or woman. Nobody can tell you a damn thing. You're an adult, you handle yours. These young kids don't know anything about grinding to get their just due. They don't know about saving at the least 40% of your income so you can survive in the future. They don't know about a mortgage, taxes, and all the other responsibilities of being an "adult."

But what about you Mr/Mrs "Adult?" If you are in fact a grown ass man or woman, why are you trying to imitate these youngsters out here? Just because they are out here following the latest pop culture trend, what makes it cool for you--a grown ass man or woman--to follow suit? Oh, that's right. There's this rousing, inspirational saying that's motivating you right now. 

What's that shit again? "Crack is whack?"

No that's not it. Wait, wait I got it: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." Nooo, no not it either. Aha, I got it--- 

"Forty is the new 30."

Randumb Words & Thoughts from Q Double's 'Berry

*ahem*.....

 *light the Egyptian Musk scents*

*Puts the Jodeci in the tape deck (yeah tape deck)*

*drinks a little of the Gran Marnier out of a Sippy cup*

And I call this *sprays some Fahrenheit on the neck*....."Pussy Have You: The Ups & Downs of the World's Most Precious Jewel"

Tuck the kiddies to bed right now, this is grown folk talk.