Character: Elvin played by
Roles since show was over: Like we fucking care, as long as he not Elvin.
What makes him horrible: His haircut. His nose. The fact he called Cliff "Dad." Not even that he called him "Dad," he asked for permission to call him "Dad." Sandra was the lamest child out of the Huxtables, they could of at least let her marry someone who wasn't a pushover. Instead they introduce us to dude.
FUCK ELVIN!!!!!
Show: Family Matters
What makes them horrible: Look at them? Just take a gander at the whole family. Carl Winslow just screams "I love the way my polish glistens on my toes." The whole cast was just a reject Huxtables and the only reason it was being watched was because TGIF was the shit and to not watch it meant you had no friends. I get pissed off that Nick at Nite keeps showing Family Matters and won't even put on Boy Meets World. Laura Winslow was the pre-teen's Poster Child. She was telling girls if the good guy keeps asking young out, get him the fuck out of here, but make sure you take his flowers and if you need toyou’re your kitty licked, have him do it, then get him out. Yep, that's Laura, poster strag. But she got all moist and speechless once Urkel threw on a suit and got his Billy-Dee on.
Prolifik: Yo, you aiight? That almost read personal fam, got a story to tell?
Q Double: I'm just saying, she aint have to play Steve like that! What he do but make
inventions and robots and time machines and split personalities, all so he can
smash Laura. But nahhhhhh, she was all "no Steve you can be my cuddle buddy."
Fuck that strag.
P: Riiiigggghht.....proceed.
Then you got that S-curl kid Richie. I think Eddie was touching him in his room
while he was lacing his head wit texurizer. Who signed off on this show? Better
yet, who made this show last like 8 seasons? There’s nothing memorable about
Family Matters or deserves to be acknowledge with any awards. Fuck Family
Matters as a show, torrent, and syndication, and if you got Family Matters on
DvD, fuck you too! Except Waldo Geraldo Faldo, he probably was the realest
character on that show.
P: Yoooooo, lemme throw my 2cents in.
Q Dub: Take the floor then.
Show: Boy Meets World
Character: Minkus
What makes him horrible: His name is Minkus. That's grants him this slot. He got no pussy. Shawn was smashing the black girl; he didn’t even get a whiff of vagina juices. Minkus could have had Topanga before puberty kicked in, before she became pleasantly plumped in the right places. Minkus could have had it, but his masturbating with no lotion ass chose to excel in education then vanish from the face of the show. Minkus was a cornball, he's that filler shows use to fit a formula. Minkus represented nerds wrong; they made him the white Steve Urkel, GTFOHWTSABS!!!!! Yeah, Minkus is weak for one reason and one alone:
He had the yellow super soaker I always wanted and my moms said "fuck nah use the water hose."
Q Dub: So just because of you little mommy issue your ass don't fuck with
Minkus? But I got the issues?
Show: Parent 'Hood
Character: Robert played by Robert Townsend
What makes him horrible: I was going give him the accolades of Five Heartbeats and Hollywood Shuffle before I give my reasons, but that's not orthodox hasidiclly christian of me so I'll get straight to the point. What were they thinking? This show has no laughs, no premise, no point, the show was just the clothes that you wear when you’re doing the laundry. The only reason we were drooling over Zaria was because there wasn’t nothing else on TV. They should do a "we are they now" for that show just so we can know who's greeting you at your local Wal-Mart. One of the characters had tarantula braids...muhfuckin spider braids. How can that show be taking seriously.
..Last but certainly not least...
The Parkers:
What was UPN thinking???
