Worth The Listen: Patrice O'Neal "Mr.P"

I got this from a friend of mine who said, "this shit will have you laughing like you haven't laughed before." Comedy CD's are good when done right. The trick is you got to engage with the audience like you sitting in the room with them, Pryor did that perfect. Don't pass me a Carrot Top CD cuz I'll toss that shit into a garbage disposal, same goes for Dane Cook, he's corny, don't get, don't wanna get him, he's fucking atrocious.

...Enough of that...

Q Double's Randumb Thoughts: Road Trip Music

  

Driving long trips are the best way to listen to albums or mixtapes that you have no time to hear. I can't do nothing else but vibe out to music and give your undivided attention. I was driving 12 hours so I had all the time to play any and everything, even played Black Dynamite cause that's the best fucking comedy that came out in the last 5 years. So this just some of the things I played, my thoughts, and the dopeness and/or wackness that came with it.

By the way: This is far from a music site. I just have these thoughts that I have to share and this just happens to be what I listen to.

I.S. Presents: Crooked Smile - The Prelude

"...they say they don't really miss you until you dead or you gone..." - Leader of the Free World, Jay-Z

So over the last few months or so Quinton and myself been living our life doing various things, obviously having posts up for I.S. was not one of them. We apologize for that, it was for good reason. See we were talking a friend of ours, Milanio Drummond of M. Drumline Productions, about doing skits. So Milanio had one he started for a school project, then Q wanted to add extra things to it. Me, yeah, I just sit back and throw a few tidbits in there so I can get credit, that I was a part of it, ladies like it when you say "I'm a writer for a few skits." So from a skit it grew into a short movie, with characters and explosions and murder and sex and death, all the dope shit!

...It grew into Crooked Smile...

What was conjured up was a tale about a man who becomes full submerged in a world that he created. So much so, it becomes his reality of sorts. Which leads to a whole lot of crazy things. So check out the trailers, peep the the directors synopsis (oh shit yall see this, my vocabulary is improving), and enjoy the stills we put up!

Crooked Smile is coming soon to a indie showcase possibly near you. 

*UPDATED* WWW.CROOKEDSMILEMOVIE.COM IS UP AND RUNNING TO GET NEWS AND INFO ABOUT THE UPCOMING PROJECT.*

Corniest Characters EVER!

Show: The Cosby Show

Character: Elvin played by

Roles since show was over: Like we fucking care, as long as he not Elvin.

What makes him horrible: His haircut. His nose. The fact he called Cliff "Dad." Not even that he called him "Dad," he asked for permission to call him "Dad." Sandra was the lamest child out of the Huxtables, they could of at least let her marry someone who wasn't a pushover. Instead they introduce us to dude.


FUCK ELVIN!!!!! 





                                                                                     Show: Family Matters

Characters: The entire cast of Family Matters. Except Myra, and the little sister that went upstairs, only to never came back down. She did nothing wrong but tell the truth to the Winslow’s. She doesn't deserve to be on this list because the sucka-ass Winslow’s did her wrong enough. Sh also did porn, which is OK.

What makes them horrible: Look at them? Just take a gander at the whole family. Carl Winslow just screams "I love the way my polish glistens on my toes." The whole cast was just a reject Huxtables and the only reason it was being watched was because TGIF was the shit and to not watch it meant you had no friends. I get pissed off that Nick at Nite keeps showing Family Matters and won't even put on Boy Meets World. Laura Winslow was the pre-teen's Poster Child. She was telling girls if the good guy keeps asking young out, get him the fuck out of here, but make sure you take his flowers and if you need toyou’re your kitty licked, have him do it, then get him out. Yep, that's Laura, poster strag. But she got all moist and speechless once Urkel threw on a suit and got his Billy-Dee on.

Prolifik: Yo, you aiight? That almost read personal fam, got a story to tell?

Q Double: I'm just saying, she aint have to play Steve like that! What he do but make inventions and robots and time machines and split personalities, all so he can smash Laura. But nahhhhhh, she was all "no Steve you can be my cuddle buddy." Fuck that strag.

P: Riiiigggghht.....proceed.

Then you got that S-curl kid Richie. I think Eddie was touching him in his room while he was lacing his head wit texurizer. Who signed off on this show? Better yet, who made this show last like 8 seasons? There’s nothing memorable about Family Matters or deserves to be acknowledge with any awards. Fuck Family Matters as a show, torrent, and syndication, and if you got Family Matters on DvD, fuck you too! Except Waldo Geraldo Faldo, he probably was the realest character on that show.

P: Yoooooo, lemme throw my 2cents in.

Q Dub: Take the floor then.

Show: Boy Meets World

Character: Minkus

What makes him horrible: His name is Minkus. That's grants him this slot. He got no pussy. Shawn was smashing the black girl; he didn’t even get a whiff of vagina juices. Minkus could have had Topanga before puberty kicked in, before she became pleasantly plumped in the right places. Minkus could have had it, but his masturbating with no lotion ass chose to excel in education then vanish from the face of the show. Minkus was a cornball, he's that filler shows use to fit a formula. Minkus represented nerds wrong; they made him the white Steve Urkel, GTFOHWTSABS!!!!! Yeah, Minkus is weak for one reason and one alone:


He had the yellow super soaker I always wanted and my moms said "fuck nah use the water hose."

Q Dub: So just because of you little mommy issue your ass don't fuck with Minkus? But I got the issues?

Show: Parent 'Hood

Character: Robert played by Robert Townsend

What makes him horrible: I was going give him the accolades of Five Heartbeats and Hollywood Shuffle before I give my reasons, but that's not orthodox hasidiclly christian of me so I'll get straight to the point. What were they thinking? This show has no laughs, no premise, no point, the show was just the clothes that you wear when you’re doing the laundry. The only reason we were drooling over Zaria was because there wasn’t nothing else on TV. They should do a "we are they now" for that show just so we can know who's greeting you at your local Wal-Mart. One of the characters had tarantula braids...muhfuckin spider braids. How can that show be taking seriously.

..Last but certainly not least...

The Parkers: 

What was UPN thinking???

What I Learned On My Summer Vacation

• It's warmer in the summer so during my morning fill-ups the gas flows quicker as opposed to slow flow in the winter. This is the reason gas prices go up in the summer. 

• The heat makes folks CRAZY cause the murder rate seems to jump up every time.

• Lil B had one of the dopest albums this summer. Big Sean too, and Game surprisingly. The summer wasn't right if you didn't have at least 8 Weeknd songs playing before you went out. 

• "Jawns with shaved heads think they're eccentric now. FOH!!!!!! They shave their head and now think they got the aura of Isis and the beauty of Cleopatra. Tryna eat whole foods and read Black Panther books and shit. Go put a weave back in ya hair and be independent and irreplaceable like Beyonce told yall hoes to be." 

• It’s possible to go to nothing but free events the whole summer and have a good time. Met a lot of dope people along the way. You haven't lived until you had 5 Irish car bombs and chased it with three 3 wise men. 

• Oh it’s still fuck you hipsters. Ole "let me be different because that should make people notice me" ass muhfuckas. 

• Rise of The Apes and Transformers were the dopest movies to come out this summer!

• Last minute decisions are the best decisions ever to be made in the history of life, except for pulling out. Trust ya instinct within that first tingle.

• 'Member in grade school where they had you read 'x' amount of books for the summer? I read 6 books this summer. I be damned if a hoe say I'm not eclectic, trick I read Siddhartha twice this summer while you were watching Basketball Strags and Scorned Ladies.

Can't forget "Crooked Smile"  

Crooked Smile Trailer-(Teaser) from M.Drumline Productions on Vimeo.

• Black people need to get that chip off their shoulder, have a good time and party. White people need more rhythm and seasoning in their food.

• Going on dates really aren't that bad. Why was I so against saying "I'm going out on a date?" I blame rap for brainwashing the masses. Yeah, I blame rap and Beyonce for all this shit now. 

• These ladies really going natural and shaving their head and all of a sudden transform into Angela Davis. The guys out here really think because they have 5 pairs of Foamposites their all of a sudden sneakerheads. The game is truly fucked up. 

• People purposely like to live their life miserable and boring just so they can talk about how much their life is miserable and boring. Lazy miserable fucks.

...And that's how I spent my vacation....just the part I felt like sharing.

Now let's get this football season going!!!!