Q Double Answer Viewer Mail Pt. 3

Q Double: Q, I heard we got more fan mail and you not telling me. Why's that?

Q Busy: Cause yo trippin ass is still on your revolutionary pilgrimmage, seeking enlightenment and shit. I did get one that you might like though.

Q Double: Female? If it is, she got nude pics? I need a pick-me-up right now.

Q Busy: Nah no nudes, just a regular ass letter. A fan letter actually. I was kinda disappointed really. She happens to have a fat ass too. But no pics though.

Q Double: How the hell you know what her body look like then?!

*awkward silence*

Q Busy: Shut yo ass and read the letter. And hurry yo ass up and get back.

Hey Pops!!!! We Got Some Things to Tell You

I got an email the other day from a fan of the site. My first thought: "DAMN we got a fan, hope it ain't the po-lease." Upon skimming through the 'shit', 'muhfucka', 'that bitch ain't shit', 'fuck-a-cuddle', and 'yo wassup with Snugg she single', this person asked what are my thoughts about "Fahvazs Day."

Now I can say that this day is overlooked because the big companies are run by momma's boys who don't even know how to be fathers themselves.

-OR-

There's plenty of real fathers out there. They just get the "F-ck You" treatment because the courts are used to helping the female instead of the male (FUCK CHILD SUPPORT!!!!).

But why just have that, when I can have the thoughts from fellow readers. Share their feelings and experiences, and have it all coming together to create the realest, and truest, Fahvaz Day from peoples who live it and go through it every day.

Cause here at I.S., we don't just write the plain ass facts, if we did than we'll be just some Respectable Negroes.

Prepare to laugh, cry, doze off, nod in agreement, yell, smack your daddy because he did that to you, hug your daddy because he did that to you, reminisce, or just smile for the next couple of minutes.

And remember to wish the REAL FATHERS a Happy Fahvaz Day.

Q. Busy Answers Viewer Mail Pt. 2

"Once again back it's the incredible."
-Chuck D. "Bring The Noise"

In our second part of "Q. Busy Answers Viewer Mail" we navigate the murky waters of the BP oil spill, provide some insight on workplace relationships and we may or may not find out a bit more of the personal sides of our until-now pretty secretive Incredulous Scribes.

SECOND LETTER

Q. Busy Answers Viewer Mail Pt. 1

“Up in this bitch I’m what you might consider, an authority figure. Y’know everybody gotta get my help or ask my advice, like, on all kindsa shit.” –Avon Barksdale, ‘The Wire’ Season Five, Episode Two

Here at I.S. we receive lots and lots of fan mail commending us for our thankless efforts to educate and entertain the masses. And by “lots and lots” we mean, ‘not much at all’. Just a lot of death threats from: scorned ex-lovers, MySpace studio gangsters, and just plain ignant muhfuckas.

Still, with what we do receive, there are some gems to be found...and then there’s these. So without further ado, we present to you:

“Q. BUSY ANSWERS VIEWER MAIL”

P.S. Why is it ‘Viewer’ mail and not ‘Reader’ mail, you ask? Because you touch yourself at night that’s why. Besides...I call it what the hell I want to. Kill yo damn self.

And now, on with the show...