Knock the Vote

"The young generation don’t want to hear anything about the odds are against us.

What do we care about odds?"

If you're having a voting registration event and you only concern yourself with getting new voters without educating them, then you are no different than a drug dealer giving a kid a gun and having them shoot blindly into the crowd. The irony is that the "street" rappers are the ones who host these events so they can say "they did good for the community."

Every four years this tends to happen. Election season kicks off, then typical rapper realizes:

"hey, if I hold a voter registration event I'll be seen as a do-gooder amongst my people. I'll give out prizes like my new mixtape, some t-shirts, and maybe backstage tickets to my concert. Have a basketball tournament too, yeah, that'll get 'em!"

Now, these events are set up to where you have to register to vote to get access to all the freebies.The line is wrapped around th block with people, waiting to see this ball game, win some poorly made t-shirts, and see the "fuck the cops and government they don't do shit for me" rapper. Write a fake name, address, whatever to get in. Better yet this happens: You register and all you get is, "make sure you get out and vote, now go enjoy yourself the concert starting soon." So now 10,000 people show up, only 4,800 truly register, and nobody knows nothing about the Affordable Care Act while attending. Yet, I guarantee you said rapper will say he/she got over 11,000 people to register to vote that day. It's all politics as usual.

Now that election season has begun, it's time for all the cable channels to begin their "Vote or Die" campaign to get ratings. Telling you to go "register and vote, make your voice heard." being that it is a presidential election, everybody comes out the woodwork selling you a product if you come register to vote you will get.

"...if you’re not ready

to pay that price don’t use the word freedom in your vocabulary."

After experiencing a political function as big as the Democratic National Convention, what can be absorbed is that the election process and system is still held true by many Americans across the country. The world still views us as the blueprint for a voting system. For people to be out there and not give proper information for those who are new to voting is just as ignorant as not voting.

Also,

Vote for whom you choose. Just inform yourself on who the candidates are, watch a few debates, websites (www.AverageBro.com is one that comes to mind), Sunday political news shows, or go to your local Democratic or Republican center and learn. This isn't just for the presidency either, this goes for every office, local, state, and national. There's more to it then just "Are you registered to vote?"

Average Mans Guide To Packing For A Weekend Trip

Its the summer, time to use all those hard earned vacation days to go somewhere, meet women, jet ski, meet more women, drink, and do Cirque De soleil tactics to sneak out of their hotel room. Before you can begin using a fake name and number, you got to make sure you pack the necessary items to make the vacay a success. First things first; if you like to pack 5 pairs of sneakers for a 3-Day getaway, this is not for you. Matter of fact, Man Law states this is a act of feminine ways and your Man Card should be revoked for the summer. No man should be packing more shoes than a female, no one. One luggage just for you jordans and dunks, hope you didn't forget your make-up kit.

Make sure everything fits in a carry-on

Its only a weekend trip, you got no time to be waiting for baggage claim when you spotting some cuties already leaving the terminal. You got to get off that plane and be ready to go, hail a cab or jump in the cab with a lady and begin the weekend right.

Keep the shit simple when it come to clothing

  One pair of jeans, Two dope shirts, One dress shirt. The whole point is not to keep going back and forth to the hotel to change. Most of the time when you get back to the hotel, you want to take a quick nap, which ends up being 5 hrs wasted. Have a drawstring bag (no fanny pack) and keep a towel (this is clutch for the hot weather places), and undershirt, just in case. Slippers, 2 sneakers, should do the trick. Make sure one has that "night life" look, like Dom Kennedy said "can't where Lebrons to the club. That shit is corny."

....But Q, what about draws, socks, and shit?....

That's personal preference. What I look like telling another man how many boxers he should pack. A carry-on gives you ample amount of room to carry as many as you want. There shouldn't be no amount. Sometimes, your boxers get ripped from one of those kinda nights, so from my experience, cop fresh pack of boxers, socks, and t-shirts (or wife beaters) and you're good to go.

Toothbrush: the fuck you think...

Deodorant: the fuck you think...


Along with the usual cologne, lotion, and condoms, this one should always, and I repeat ALWAYS, go into your luggage. This one tool can keep your confidence at 109% every time you step out on the town:

Andis T-Outliner

                       

Forget all the clothes, shoes, condoms, whatever, you have these clippers in your weekend arsenal your shape-up, baldy, beard can be in tip-top shape.

One thing for sure, make sure you carry a positive attitude. Leave the negative vibes at home. Make sure you music player has good music to keep your energy up. Because there's nothing worst then being that person who's ruins all the fun. You're there to enjoy yourself so do that.

Book in Review: The Deferred Dream

“I remember a lady came up to me after the NO STAGE shoe in Pittsburgh and she was in tears. She said to me, ‘I wish my son could be here to see this. This would have saved his life.’ I knew it was on from then…”

Here is a collection of poetry and short stories in the book “The Deferred Dream” by Jo’rell Whitfield, also known as Lyrical the Lyricist, one half of Writing for My Life with Archie the Messenger. What’s here is not the usual “the sun as the galaxy collides when the comets align, I am not my hair, I am pro bono” kind of poetry. It’s what I call the shit you need to hear when you to scared to listen to yourself. Everyday words from an everyday man and this book is a collection of those words.

“I’m only human. I make mistakes, I miss birthdays, forget names…can’t recognize faces. Sometimes I’m racist. Sometimes I rebuke it, sometimes I embrace it. I’m ambitious, yet complacent.” - Excerpt from "Only Human"

Whitfield, Jo'rell H. (2012-02-26). The Deferred Dream (Kindle Locations 602-605). BookBaby. Kindle Edition.

Also in the book is a snippet of Jo’rell’s next book “The Chronicles of Hope,” that’s about a man and four of his friends just graduating from college and having to go through the challenges of life. Which could range from, paying Sallie Mae that money back to that one girl who want to poke that hole in the condom because you’re one of the “good ones” so she got to get you now before “some white bitch will.” It’s safe to say that I will be looking for that book for sure.

“Thank you for birth, and abortions. Thank you for confederates, gays and lesbians. Thank you for terrorists, or as we call them: Racist Americans.” - Excerpt from “Gratitude”

Whitfield, Jo'rell H. (2012-02-26). The Deferred Dream (Kindle Locations 851-853). BookBaby. Kindle Edition.

You can get the book by clicking the link below:

Amazon.com: The Deferred Dream eBook: Jo'rell H. Whitfield: Kindle Store

http://amzn.to/LQ5NBE

Be sure to check out www.Writing4MyLife.com to get updates on upcoming events, such as No Stage, which will be all over. Starting in Buffalo, NY this June.

Randumb Words and Thoughts: The Power of Money

“…bitches don’t appreciate nothing man.

2 dollar bitches with 3 dollar haircuts…” – Lost Boyz

This has to be by far the best article I’ve read in Black Enterprise in a month or so.  If this shit don’t put things in perspective for you then by all means drink bleach because only the ignorant will not understand what this means. If you can, definitely pick up subscribe to Black Enterprise magazine and put it on your table so you and those around can learn something besides the usual mediatakeout.com, WSHH, and BET garbage.

This issue they have a series about women and money, yeah I know, it should just begin and end with “spend your own shit and stop stragging for the next mans money.” As I was reading, they had this insert about the wealth of the single black woman. This is when shit gets real:

Inspiration Is There...

“Even shit has trace nutrients in it” – Old Man at the bar

This conversation lasted hours, not because we were bored, but because we were bored and drinking. As there were many choices, we had to condense it.

Prolifik: TV raised us man. Can you admit that?

Q Double: I mean, yeah, it raised us in ways, Sesame Street and Mister Rogers had us at a standstill.

Pro: Think about it man, we can quote “The Wire” for hours; we can break down a scene from “The Godfather” into life lessons. Shit man, TV and movies got the best life lessons out there.

Q Dub: Like the scene with Omar and Bunk in “The Wire,” where they talking about the days when the game was more structured and how it changed for the worse.

Pro: Indeed, that scene right there says a lot about the code and what----

Q Dub: Code! Code! That shit long gone.

Pro: Man! You know how many times I watched that scene. Muhfuckas would just hear the dialog, I paid attention to everything. The background, foreground, and paint color, all that shit. One of my favorite scenes from the show.

Q Dub: Fam, you really got to stop smoking.

Pro: Why the fuck for?!!!

Q Dub: *sigh* My shit is the scene in “The Social Network” when Sean Park talking to Mark about what he did to change the industry. Sean Parker basically said “fuck the rules, those days are over! Get money, do drugs, and fuck models!” That’s my go to movie when in a slump.

Prolifik: Yoooooooooo!!!! What about the Kid-n-Play dance scene in “House Party.” If you could pull the whole dance routine off you were the man.

Q Double: That’s when it was cool to dance; before we found out that being a wall flower was a better way of enjoying yourself.

Pro: House parties were epic man, epic! *opens up another beer*

Q Dub: That scene with Bodie and McNulty is Fire too. We he finally realized he just a pawn on the chessboard.

Pro: That was that full circle moment, do remember in the first season where D’Angelo was trying to teach them about chess. He really didn’t listen then. Now he finally got it, but it was too late. *sips beer*

Q Dub: Fake ass Socrates. *opens up another beer*

Pro: The Game is rigged man.

Q Dub: Greatest scene ever then??

Pro: When Michael got Vito killed. Shit was deep man.

Q Dub: Nah, whole Godfather was great, hard to put that into scenes.

Pro: Aiight, what you got?

-

Worth The Listen: Patrice O'Neal "Mr.P"

I got this from a friend of mine who said, "this shit will have you laughing like you haven't laughed before." Comedy CD's are good when done right. The trick is you got to engage with the audience like you sitting in the room with them, Pryor did that perfect. Don't pass me a Carrot Top CD cuz I'll toss that shit into a garbage disposal, same goes for Dane Cook, he's corny, don't get, don't wanna get him, he's fucking atrocious.

...Enough of that...

Q Double's Randumb Thoughts: Road Trip Music

  

Driving long trips are the best way to listen to albums or mixtapes that you have no time to hear. I can't do nothing else but vibe out to music and give your undivided attention. I was driving 12 hours so I had all the time to play any and everything, even played Black Dynamite cause that's the best fucking comedy that came out in the last 5 years. So this just some of the things I played, my thoughts, and the dopeness and/or wackness that came with it.

By the way: This is far from a music site. I just have these thoughts that I have to share and this just happens to be what I listen to.

I.S. Presents: Crooked Smile - The Prelude

"...they say they don't really miss you until you dead or you gone..." - Leader of the Free World, Jay-Z

So over the last few months or so Quinton and myself been living our life doing various things, obviously having posts up for I.S. was not one of them. We apologize for that, it was for good reason. See we were talking a friend of ours, Milanio Drummond of M. Drumline Productions, about doing skits. So Milanio had one he started for a school project, then Q wanted to add extra things to it. Me, yeah, I just sit back and throw a few tidbits in there so I can get credit, that I was a part of it, ladies like it when you say "I'm a writer for a few skits." So from a skit it grew into a short movie, with characters and explosions and murder and sex and death, all the dope shit!

...It grew into Crooked Smile...

What was conjured up was a tale about a man who becomes full submerged in a world that he created. So much so, it becomes his reality of sorts. Which leads to a whole lot of crazy things. So check out the trailers, peep the the directors synopsis (oh shit yall see this, my vocabulary is improving), and enjoy the stills we put up!

Crooked Smile is coming soon to a indie showcase possibly near you. 

*UPDATED* WWW.CROOKEDSMILEMOVIE.COM IS UP AND RUNNING TO GET NEWS AND INFO ABOUT THE UPCOMING PROJECT.*

Corniest Characters EVER!

Show: The Cosby Show

Character: Elvin played by

Roles since show was over: Like we fucking care, as long as he not Elvin.

What makes him horrible: His haircut. His nose. The fact he called Cliff "Dad." Not even that he called him "Dad," he asked for permission to call him "Dad." Sandra was the lamest child out of the Huxtables, they could of at least let her marry someone who wasn't a pushover. Instead they introduce us to dude.


FUCK ELVIN!!!!! 





                                                                                     Show: Family Matters

Characters: The entire cast of Family Matters. Except Myra, and the little sister that went upstairs, only to never came back down. She did nothing wrong but tell the truth to the Winslow’s. She doesn't deserve to be on this list because the sucka-ass Winslow’s did her wrong enough. Sh also did porn, which is OK.

What makes them horrible: Look at them? Just take a gander at the whole family. Carl Winslow just screams "I love the way my polish glistens on my toes." The whole cast was just a reject Huxtables and the only reason it was being watched was because TGIF was the shit and to not watch it meant you had no friends. I get pissed off that Nick at Nite keeps showing Family Matters and won't even put on Boy Meets World. Laura Winslow was the pre-teen's Poster Child. She was telling girls if the good guy keeps asking young out, get him the fuck out of here, but make sure you take his flowers and if you need toyou’re your kitty licked, have him do it, then get him out. Yep, that's Laura, poster strag. But she got all moist and speechless once Urkel threw on a suit and got his Billy-Dee on.

Prolifik: Yo, you aiight? That almost read personal fam, got a story to tell?

Q Double: I'm just saying, she aint have to play Steve like that! What he do but make inventions and robots and time machines and split personalities, all so he can smash Laura. But nahhhhhh, she was all "no Steve you can be my cuddle buddy." Fuck that strag.

P: Riiiigggghht.....proceed.

Then you got that S-curl kid Richie. I think Eddie was touching him in his room while he was lacing his head wit texurizer. Who signed off on this show? Better yet, who made this show last like 8 seasons? There’s nothing memorable about Family Matters or deserves to be acknowledge with any awards. Fuck Family Matters as a show, torrent, and syndication, and if you got Family Matters on DvD, fuck you too! Except Waldo Geraldo Faldo, he probably was the realest character on that show.

P: Yoooooo, lemme throw my 2cents in.

Q Dub: Take the floor then.

Show: Boy Meets World

Character: Minkus

What makes him horrible: His name is Minkus. That's grants him this slot. He got no pussy. Shawn was smashing the black girl; he didn’t even get a whiff of vagina juices. Minkus could have had Topanga before puberty kicked in, before she became pleasantly plumped in the right places. Minkus could have had it, but his masturbating with no lotion ass chose to excel in education then vanish from the face of the show. Minkus was a cornball, he's that filler shows use to fit a formula. Minkus represented nerds wrong; they made him the white Steve Urkel, GTFOHWTSABS!!!!! Yeah, Minkus is weak for one reason and one alone:


He had the yellow super soaker I always wanted and my moms said "fuck nah use the water hose."

Q Dub: So just because of you little mommy issue your ass don't fuck with Minkus? But I got the issues?

Show: Parent 'Hood

Character: Robert played by Robert Townsend

What makes him horrible: I was going give him the accolades of Five Heartbeats and Hollywood Shuffle before I give my reasons, but that's not orthodox hasidiclly christian of me so I'll get straight to the point. What were they thinking? This show has no laughs, no premise, no point, the show was just the clothes that you wear when you’re doing the laundry. The only reason we were drooling over Zaria was because there wasn’t nothing else on TV. They should do a "we are they now" for that show just so we can know who's greeting you at your local Wal-Mart. One of the characters had tarantula braids...muhfuckin spider braids. How can that show be taking seriously.

..Last but certainly not least...

The Parkers: 

What was UPN thinking???

What I Learned On My Summer Vacation

• It's warmer in the summer so during my morning fill-ups the gas flows quicker as opposed to slow flow in the winter. This is the reason gas prices go up in the summer. 

• The heat makes folks CRAZY cause the murder rate seems to jump up every time.

• Lil B had one of the dopest albums this summer. Big Sean too, and Game surprisingly. The summer wasn't right if you didn't have at least 8 Weeknd songs playing before you went out. 

• "Jawns with shaved heads think they're eccentric now. FOH!!!!!! They shave their head and now think they got the aura of Isis and the beauty of Cleopatra. Tryna eat whole foods and read Black Panther books and shit. Go put a weave back in ya hair and be independent and irreplaceable like Beyonce told yall hoes to be." 

• It’s possible to go to nothing but free events the whole summer and have a good time. Met a lot of dope people along the way. You haven't lived until you had 5 Irish car bombs and chased it with three 3 wise men. 

• Oh it’s still fuck you hipsters. Ole "let me be different because that should make people notice me" ass muhfuckas. 

• Rise of The Apes and Transformers were the dopest movies to come out this summer!

• Last minute decisions are the best decisions ever to be made in the history of life, except for pulling out. Trust ya instinct within that first tingle.

• 'Member in grade school where they had you read 'x' amount of books for the summer? I read 6 books this summer. I be damned if a hoe say I'm not eclectic, trick I read Siddhartha twice this summer while you were watching Basketball Strags and Scorned Ladies.

Can't forget "Crooked Smile"  

Crooked Smile Trailer-(Teaser) from M.Drumline Productions on Vimeo.

• Black people need to get that chip off their shoulder, have a good time and party. White people need more rhythm and seasoning in their food.

• Going on dates really aren't that bad. Why was I so against saying "I'm going out on a date?" I blame rap for brainwashing the masses. Yeah, I blame rap and Beyonce for all this shit now. 

• These ladies really going natural and shaving their head and all of a sudden transform into Angela Davis. The guys out here really think because they have 5 pairs of Foamposites their all of a sudden sneakerheads. The game is truly fucked up. 

• People purposely like to live their life miserable and boring just so they can talk about how much their life is miserable and boring. Lazy miserable fucks.

...And that's how I spent my vacation....just the part I felt like sharing.

Now let's get this football season going!!!!

Randumb Words: I Can Find A Metaphor In Anything

"It's like your first time jumping in a pool. It’s uncomfortable, it’s freezing. After a few times in it, your body is used to it. So it’s easier to go in and enjoy it. Thing is the next day, it’s the same thing all over again." - Some Shit My Friend 

Black Man's Kryptonite Really is Water.

You ever notice when you're at a pool party how nobody ever jumps in the pool? Everybody comes to it with their trunks on, their bikinis on, but nobody gets in the pool. All surround the edge of it, talking, drinking, playing cards, looking at the asses, watching the few people that's in the pool or waiting for the first person to jump in as the OK to follow suit. If you want to jump in by all means do it because you want to not because you see one person jump in there. 


A pool party is no different than the life you live out here. Everybody got goals and dreams they want to fulfill; they just don't want to be that first one to do it. So they bring all the essentials to get in the water but will stand at the edge at wait until there's enough people in to say "aiight the pool must not be that bad, I'll jump in now." By that time biddies and fellas already pissed in it and the water warm as fuck because they were in it first. Playing volleyball and wrestling in that shit because they had all the room in the world. Once it got a lil too crowded the smart ones jump out and now go to on the sidelines and talk to the stragglers not ready to go in. Those are the easy to get ones. I'm just saying pay attention to the ones that's at pool parties who don't wanna get in because their hair just got done up or they don't have their water slippers or "I'm wearing my Jordan’s or Foams and I didn't come to get in the pool."

Those are the ones who most likely never took that chance at nothing. The ones who worry how other people will look at them. The ones that are quick to jump in the pool enjoy life and take advantage of what's coming to them. Not wait on the outskirts until 20-30 people jump in that and say "oh aiight the water must not be that bad." It’s already too warm and crowded all you can do is sit on the edge and wait watch all the biddies getting claimed up and taken for the kill as your feet get wrinkled and you twirling the beach balloon to yourself, looking lonely and in need of friends.

…Moral of the Story…

That's up to you to decide. Take it as a grain of salt or a gem make me no never mind. You can be the one who gets the party started or the one waiting for the club to get crowded and start dancing. 

Oh!

If you jump in the pool, right, and you happen to have cannonball'd in the deep end, right, and you don't know how to swim? LEARN! Now take that as a life lesson.  

Ramen Noodle Soup...For the Soul

This here is a e-book from Nova Giovanni. It's a compilation of what he has written on his site, www.NovaGiovanni.wordpress.com. His style is innovative, educational, and outside the normal-style of politically correct shit people do, similar to here at I.S. Take a look at his book, the prequel to his next book, "The Mis-Edukaton of The Nigga," as well as other ventures he will be doing.

Link: Ramen Noodle Soup For The Soul by Nova Giovanni (Free Ebook – SHARE this)

Download Link: http://www.sendspace.com/file/2n5cbw or http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DG7PGE9R

Top 10 Books That Should Be In Your Library So You Can Be Great At Shit

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1.       Robert Greene "48 Laws of Power:"

This book is in more projects and house in Black America than any religious book. You can meet somebody a stone’s throw away and I 77% chance they know of are read this book. Managers and CEOs and drug kingpins live by this book because it’s a blueprint to all the shit that goes on in history. 50 Cent is the perfect example who followed these laws to a tee and ended up knocking out his competition and taking his spot. To only drop the same music his opponent was and made the masses forget who his opponent even was.  There’s a reason why this book is in the business section of bookstores, take note of that.

2.       Aesop’s Fables:

I bullshit you not I, and read the original version. Just goes to show that no matter how much as a people/culture we say we've evolved. “Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing,” “The Miser,” “The Tortoise and the Hare,” those stories got morals that are good for you when you older and for the younger kids who don’t know shit. Those good old life lessons from way-back-when remain as relevant as ever.

3.       Sun Tzu "Art of War:"

Fuck all the philosophical shit, my man Sun Tzu teach you the art of killing a muhfucka with tactical skills and precise ingenuity. He teaches how to keep the moral of the army happy and satisfied so when the time of war comes they’re prepared and ready to go at it. This been translated into business form but in my opinion hold no weight to the original scrolls.

4.     The Man Law:

There really isn’t a book for this. That’s because Man Law should never be written, it should only be learned when in the company well inform and knowledgeable guys over drinks at the bar, the barber shop, sporting events, and never around the company of women. NEVER EVER around women. There’s been whispers of there being a Woman Law out there but that’s impossible because women can’t even keep a group of 10+ friends with them shitting on each other

5.      Merriam Webster’s Dictionary:

This is for all those who can’t right for shit. The ones who think there to good for this because they graduated the 5^th grade and that’s all the words you need to know. That is true you can keep that grammar and make it in this world. Because there will always be room for another to make fries when the kids come out of school for the after-school rush.

6.     Greek and Roman Mythology (and Norse and Egyptian fuck just read all things mythological):

Zeus, Athena, Anubis, Isis, Medusa, Mars, Apollo, Odin, Loki, Titans, Ragnarok, Hades, Prometheus, Venus, Asgard, Ra and all that other dope old school shit is the best ever!!! That shit might not work so I’ll say there’s dope art that they had back then that would be dope ass tattoos.

7.       The Autobiography of Malcolm X:

Read the book and stop telling people you know who Malcolm X is because he got shot by the man who said “get yo’ hands out my pocket!!!!!”

8.       Paulo Coelho "The Alchemist:"

This is one of these books that has a good story but means something different to people. Highly recommended to read and if you all need a co-sign, Will Smith swears by this book and he is highly successful and got a bad ass wife I wouldn’t mind making serious fuck too.

    9.       A Law Book: 

Why have the Constitution and a few law books in you library? Well, why the fuck not? Some people out there get there criminal advice from Law and Order, CSI shows. Then, if that doesn’t work, you go to the dude who was in juvie for 6 months because he should know the law, I mean, the muhfucka was in jail. Sometimes you can’t get your advice from someone who “heard” that’s what happens. Keep a law book in your house and pay attention to the court system because how you think Casey Anthony go off, wasn’t because she listen to Gucci Judicial Words of Wisdom.

10.   Steve Harvey "Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man:"

We deliberated this one heavily; because here at I.S. we have no love lost for Mr. Hightower and his misguided, fuck boy ways of making this book and then another one after that.

…But…

I say have this book in your collection because most likely all these females out here following this bum ass advice when they out in the streets looking for a man so you might as well know what he spewing into their head. Strags out here really think that they’re meeting the family within 90 days or 6 months (some shit like that it been awhile since I looked in it) of a relationship. Steve Hightower gave females a book on trying to be men and now he gets called a “relationship guru.” Read this book and take it as a conversation starter.

I know I didn’t put Confucius or Shakespeare or James Baldwin or Dale Carnegie some other shit you might be mad at, my advice: go buy them shits too. This was only a template not the rules written in stone, this are books that you might need to get you to that level of higher power besides snorting up coke or smoke pounds of weed. The greatest power you can have is your mind, make use of the shit. 

I.S. Presents: A Review in Music - The Great Debater

What's up world, me and Q here at I.S. really don't post or critique music on here because, well, because we really don't half ass and sugar coat shit. Most sites, magazines, etc. give their "well it's a good listen" instead of saying "this shit is weak; muhfucka just threw songs in a lotto machine, picked 15, then put it on the album." Even that, they only give you their review after one listen. How the fuck can you really give a review if you didn't even soak in the album yet.

But my NY connect Q Dub came up with an idea: since he listens to a lot of new shit out, he pass me those tunes, I blast that in my 15" Costco subs, then after a week or so, I give my real, un-apologetic, truest review yet. Whether good or bad, I'm only giving my opinion and my opinion is all you need to worry about. Because I'm not one to hold my tongue, or pen, for that matter.



The first batch of music he sends me comes from this cat named Skyzoo and he got th----first off the fuck is a Skyzoo??! *sends text* That's my word Q, if this shit is whack and he sound like OJ Da Juuman there will be words.

Q Dub: Just listen to the shit and get back to me. He fucks wit 9th Wonder and those NC cats.

Me: Oh word? Little Brother and them. Indeed, I'll let's try this out.

So, yeah. This tape he gave me is called The Great Debater and let's hopes my ears don't bleed blue blood.

 

B.B.M. (Bitter Bitch Manual)

"Strags had been in this game for years, bitter and un-manageable. There are rules to the bitchin, I created them a manual. This step-by-step blog shit will help them get...baby mama-d up; no man will ring you up. 

We here at I.S. have noticed that the rules to the game have changed. These young kids don't know what respect and order is these days (I blame the parents). The art of marriage is all fucked up because nobody can even say the last time they've been to weddings. Then there the mad women, the bitter bitch as I called the, they lost all structure and order to be successful at it. Through many hours of studying and watching women at parks, stores, salons, and day care centers we've  compiled simple guidelines that we female can make the "I hate all men" women elevate to that bitter bitch supremacy that we foresee her soon being. 

So sit back ladies and gentlemen, drink the wine that Sutter Home has provided you, and enjoy. As we present to you:

THE BITTER BITCH MANUAL 

Get Up, Get Out, and Get Something

There's nothing worse than laying on ya ass not doing nothing. Sitting back, chilling, watching all the soaps, all the talk shows, watching those Everest College commercials where they telling you to get up off your ass and get a job. It's the most depressing way to live. Muhfuckas will jump on Facebook for 25hrs and stalk people pages but won't even use that time to find what skills the got to do things in life. Muhfuckas are quick for a hand out but don't even want to put in that work to get there.

This here is just a few of the many ways simple, everyday things can be used to make you money. Because know that as time moves on, nobody wants to be that one who still waiting for their time to shine.

The Mis-Education of Oprah Winfrey

The Mayan calendar got the world going down to bits on 12/21/2012, that's when all of the world will be destroyed and the only people left are the remnants of silicones from titties and lips will be left. If you believe that then you watching too much porn and read too many books. Those characters who said the world ending on May 21^st 2011 just might be right  but a lot of us got vacations to go on,so that won't happen. On May 25^th, 2011, at 5pm, that's when all housewives and non-achievers will have to find another form of television to fill their hearts and minds with joy and pain. Because at that time, Oprah "Harpo" Winfrey will no longer be hypnotizing women with her quips on how women don't need no man to do shit for them. 

Yes people, at that precise time women all over the world will not know what to do with their lives anymore. There will no longer be a blueprint of what favorite things you should have each season. No more stories of how child pedophiles who get married and had kids only to be touching little Amber's friends whenever they come over. No more of Harpo being a groupie and dickriding every person that comes on her show, even though she hated their fucking guts. Shit I'm still waiting for her to really confront her views on rap with a real panel of 50 Cent, Snoop, Eminem, Bun B, Talib Kweli, and Monie Love; she wouldn't dare have those hoodlums and Neanderthals up there. 

…Oh Harpo. Harpo, Harpo, Harpo…


The accomplishments of Harpo broke the rules of the White Man's Nigger Matrix and made the principles of Willie Lynch re-write themselves. She came from the gutter of the swamps of Mississippi, moved to Chicago, and from that move she's been involved in TV and since then becoming a self-made conglomerate in her own right.  Let's be real, she ran 4pm like Barksdale-Bell was running those corners (Wire reference, if you don't know, get familiar). She first was trying to be in the lane of Donahue and Sally Jesse then create her own highway of peace and prosperity worldwide. My grandma, moms, aunt, would devote the 4-5pm slot just for Harpo. Shit, every wife, hoe, and side chick would have that hour for her. Now she's about to leave her block? She really going to give up on the game like that?

Right now many of the fellas are screaming "About fucking time she off TV! Now my lady can go and make 4 o' clock the time to cook something."

Nah my male friend, not in the least bit. What is going to happen now is, and I'll make it brief, the simple "why don't we spend more time together" convo. See Harpo was the grown woman's baby sitter, where women would shut the fuck up and be silent for one straight hour, which is 4hrs in relationship time. This means you had the freedom to watch porno, stop at the bar from work, and give yourself that bubble bath with all the trimmings. See ALL that's gone now because she going to take that from you to spend quality time. This leads to the highway of death aka love and marriage. This leads to "baby, I didn't know you had a whole TB of porn on your hard drive." Which leads to "who are these friends you go out drinking with? I don't know them." Yeah my dude, laugh now about Harpo leaving, but you going to cry later.

So I bid farewell to Oprah Winfrey aka Harpo aka the ruler of all females no matter their race or religion. It's bittersweet because you did help me smash plenty-o-chicks with "yeah I seen that Oprah show." Damn....I could never use that line no more. I actually got to spend time and listen to what these strags say now.

Q Busy: LIKE HELL WE DO!!! We still got football and basketball to ignore them with

Q Double: Nah my dude. That might get locked out this year. We really got no choice but to spend time with the womenfolk.


Yes Miss Oprah Gail Winfrey, you will be truly missed to us all. What's left for women to guide them to the promise land is Wendy Williams, Basketball Strags, and Real Housewhores of WhodafuckCares County.